i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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