You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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