Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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