he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
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LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize