brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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