Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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