Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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