Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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