there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
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so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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