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  • 90 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:15pm

    I like a fist in my ass

  • 77 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 1:09pm

    To the chick in the American Apparel ad - You got a lumpy butt!!

  • 89 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:48am

    Double fisting is holding two beers...but still the worst post of the day. RETARD

  • 78 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:03am

    Like a sock puppet.

  • 74 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:11am

    i guess the same way you are texting and double fisting?

  • 72 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:22am

    OP is willing to accept two fists into their orifices, but too dumb to know how to spell. Some generation we got.

  • 69 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:01am

    Still, getting drunk and not doing the macarena. I'd call that a win win.

  • 72 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:31pm

    3:21, they know and just take it the wrong way. Christ.

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:15am

    But my texts never make it on this site.......

  • 69 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:57pm

    I'm from england n I dunno what double dusting is.. Care to explain pleaseee?

  • 63 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:27am

    8:15-- I know how you feel.

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:28pm

    how are you texting and double fisting?

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 2:37pm

    Thank you 8:48, everyone before you was a semi perverted retard

  • 69 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 12:04pm

    double? Jeezus. i came here to masturbate...mission failed.

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:55pm

    How the fuck are you supposed to send that text if your double fisting

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:27pm

    Oh shit I knew what double fisting was but I thought they meant like the double fisted pump thing lol

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:41am

    i wonder if this is from that 90's party i was at... kinda funny watching drunk people do the macarena

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:58am

    no-spill sippy cups?

  • 67 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:55am

    Obviously double fisting has two meanings. The sexual one makes the lame text slightly funnier.

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:21pm

    how to people not know what double fisting means?

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:25pm

    I'm from Aus and I've never heard of double fisting.

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:12am

    Double fisting, as in a drink in each hand.

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:04pm

    In Soviet Russia, fists are used in mararena

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:48am

    8:57 it's having a beer in each hand

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:59am

    How did she text while doublefisting?

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:13am

    WTF why would you want to do that why are you doing that why are you asking this and why would you want to double fist or be double fisted by somebody. Idk but you are probably waaaaay high right now. Good luck and good humping

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:03am

    It depends if you're the fister, or the fistee.

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 7:55pm

    I like fisting my ass while talking to my mom on the phone

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:22pm

    @9:11 DAMMIT. I was going to say that. I guess 9:11 DID change everything..........