Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
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I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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