I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
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just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
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No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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