His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I made him laugh his dick is mine
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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