She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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