so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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