David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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