I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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