he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
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i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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