The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Randomize