Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
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Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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