Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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