There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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