his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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