Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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