Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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