Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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