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  • Submitted by Kao on Sep 30, 12 at 3:51pm

    You know, I'm the opposite. I don't like the way shrimp feels in my mouth but I do like the taste of it. I mean this literally. I enjoy sucking dick as well.

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      Submitted by Pronfairy on Sep 30, 12 at 11:16pm

      May no one ever thumbs down your comment.

  • Submitted by ohmmmmegan on Sep 30, 12 at 3:38pm

    She shoulda went with: hey I wanna suck your dick. It works every time...

  • Submitted by karenina on Sep 30, 12 at 2:15pm

    THAT'S what you meant by that? Awkward doesn't even begin to describe it.

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    Submitted by pnr on Sep 30, 12 at 2:25pm

    Yeah you had to go with shrimp? There are a lot better foods to go with

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    Submitted by Demfolk90 on Sep 30, 12 at 3:02pm

    Ladies (or gentlemen): Help her out! What food item/condiment SHOULD she have used to indicate her desire to fellate this lucky individual?

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      Submitted by Demfolk90 on Sep 30, 12 at 3:04pm

      And how should it be worded?

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        Submitted by gamestar73 on Oct 1, 12 at 11:54am

        Being a guy, if I wasn't in a relationship all it ever took was "hey, are you interested in putting your penis in my mouth?" Works on most guys

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      Submitted by kbai on Sep 30, 12 at 3:15pm

      hotdogs, bananas, cucumber, penis. penis wouldve been awesome.

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        Submitted by Demfolk90 on Sep 30, 12 at 6:35pm

        penis, of course! That'll do the job

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 21, 12 at 5:14pm

      The word "fellate" should be used way more often than it actually is.

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    Submitted by funkhmmmm1 on Sep 30, 12 at 5:31pm

    COCK, so no awkwardness or confusion. I would love to suck on your cock.

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    Submitted by iso on Sep 30, 12 at 8:18pm

    He sad a small penis like a shrimp. That's all I got from that text.