I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
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Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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