you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
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Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize