sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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