I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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