No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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