haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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