This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Randomize
