i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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