he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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