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summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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