roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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