ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
her facebook's as public as her vagina
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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