your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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