Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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