look no pants
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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