Why are handjobs necessary in class?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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