i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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