We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
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Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
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He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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