That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
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having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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