this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
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I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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