That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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