I feel like I'm in dance class right now
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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