And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
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He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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